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Nutrition and pleasurable sense data?

May 6th, 2005 (05:41 pm)
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A short while before this, Gavin Greig had set out from his cabin in search of an amusing movie. It was not a quest he embarked upon with a great deal of optimism, because he knew that the dominant source of movies on the entire planet was a benighted den of populism akin to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. It was called a Nutri-Matic Comedy Hollywoodiser, and he had encountered it before.

It claimed to produce the widest possible range of movies personally matched to the tastes and appreciation of whoever cared to use it. When put to the test, however, it invariably produced a plastic pap filled with a humour which was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Oh dear. I'm afraid I reluctantly have to join the ranks of those thinking that the new Hitch Hiker's Guide movie is... disappointing. I wanted to Share and Enjoy, I really did, but as it dragged on I felt a sinking sensation rather like Arthur Dent must have felt when faced with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesizer.

I think my biggest beef is with the characterisation. Zaphod and Ford are far too hyper, and Arthur is far too normal. Marvin is OK, I suppose, but needs more than about a line at a time to really establish his character. Trillian - well, Trillian has always been a bit of a non-character, so she may have improved slightly.

Returning to Zaphod, Ford and Arthur, Zaphod in particular is very in-your-face. I wasn't quite sure why this annoyed me, as Zaphod has always been a jerk, but listening again to the original radio series it dawned on me. Previously, Zaphod was an entirely self-obssessed hippy - he's desperate to appear cool, laid-back and dismissive, not just plain desperate! Ford was fairly guy-next-door and suburban (whether in Guildford or in space), with oddities that were only odd because they fit in somewhere else, not here. He was not hip, cool and hyper.

And Arthur! Martin Freeman's movie Arthur entirely misses the point. He's a normal guy. He tries to get things done. The audience is plainly meant to wish they were him. Wrong! The audience is meant to sympathise with Arthur, but be glad they're not him. Arthur Dent, as originally written and performed, is not good at adapting, though he's forced to get better at it as time goes by. The original Arthur is incensed that the Nutri-Matic can't make him a decent cup of tea. He argues with it. He insults it. He keeps insisting it try again to get it right. Finally, he explains tea to it in such depth that it locks up the circuits of the whole ship trying to figure out how to make the taste of dried leaves boiled in water with milk squirted out of a cow, while the ship is under Vogon attack. The movie Arthur? The movie Arthur is served tea in a cocktail glass, and obviously doesn't like it.

Arthur should not be a capable, if fairly average, hero; he's someone who finds it very hard to cope with what's thrown at him. I never questioned why Simon Jones' Arthur Dent kept wearing his pyjamas and dressing gown, as he clung on to what was left of his Earth. I don't know why Martin Freeman's Arthur hasn't climbed into some decent space clobber by the end of the movie. And that's just wrong! :-)

Maybe I am Arthur; people who don't know older interpretations seem to like this movie, and msinvisfem, although familiar with the TV series, enjoyed it more than I did.

Other people have commented that a lot of the humourous dialogue or narration has been dropped from the movie because it had to be kept down to a reasonable length and have a tighter plot than the originals. I recognise that films have to be snappier and that they can't necessarily go to the lengths that serialisations or books can. I can accept that some cuts may be necessary. A one hour fifty movie couldn't possibly spend as much time on verbal humour as Douglas Adams did in the radio series - where much the same story is told in the first four half-hour episodes!

The corners of my mouth twitched a few times; I felt a brief rush of excitement as the missiles rose from ancient Magrathea; the final resolution of the Vogon menace would have been satisfying if I'd had more chance to get to know the character responsible.

"If you have enjoyed the experience of this film," continued the Hollywoodiser, "why not share it with your friends?"

"Because," said Gavin tartly, "I want to keep them."

Comments

Posted by: msinvisfem (msinvisfem)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
Chewiea

When you write posts like this you really leave no room for anyone to make a comment. Still, good on you for being more clever than the rest. :-P

Maybe I am Arthur; Um, no. If I rememeber the mini-series correctly, you are not an annoying, obtuse, stick-in-the-mud. Sorry, I am afraid you will just have to try harder.

"If you have enjoyed the experience of this film," continued the Hollywoodiser, "why not share it with your friends?"

"Because," said Gavin tartly, "I want to keep them."


Please, say you didn't think that the HGttG was going to be 'lame'? And if you had thought so, then I will have to repeat myself, you will just have to try harder to get rid of me. :-P

Posted by: Gavin Greig (ggreig)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)

you are not an annoying, obtuse, stick-in-the-mud

Can I quote you on this? ;-) I sometimes hear different opinions on that point!

Please, say you didn't think that the HGttG was going to be 'lame'?

I knew some people had reviewed it badly, but I also knew some people had reviewed it well, and I hoped - and thought - I would find it more enjoyable than was eventually the case.

Posted by: msinvisfem (msinvisfem)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)

Can I quote you on this? ;-)

If you really think my opinion would make any difference, then sure, you go ahead. ;-)

Posted by: Nik Whitehead (sharikkamur)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)

I haven't seen it yet, and I'm going to do so because I desperately need some new SF, but (to use completely the wrong idiom) I've got a bad feeling about this... . Too many people whose judgement I trust didn't like it.

I suspect I'm going to feel much the same way you do, and my having listened to the original radio serier within the last six weeks isn't going to help.

Maybe I'll just take my towel along so I can hug it in despair or, if the worst comes to the worst, wrap it around my head so that the film no longer exists.

Superbly-written entry though - nice one Gavin!

Posted by: Gavin Greig (ggreig)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
Fields

I don't think I would want to put anyone off seeing it if they think they want to, given the mixed reviews - I just don't want the responsibility if they go and then don't like it!

Superbly-written entry though

Aw, shucks. Between you and msinvisfem's comments on this one I'm in danger of blushing.

Posted by: meepfrog (meepfrog)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)


I join in the praise parade. Very well written, and HHGttG'ish :)

Posted by: Gavin Greig (ggreig)
Posted at: May 6th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC)
South Park

Beep! Beep! Beep!

*** WARNING ***

Blush commencing...

Posted by: myceliumme (myceliumme)
Posted at: May 7th, 2005 10:53 pm (UTC)

A one hour fifty movie couldn’t possibly spend as much time on verbal humour as Douglas Adams did in the radio series - where much the same story is told in the first four half-hour episodes!
Er, isn’t 4 half-hours only 10 minutes more than 1 hour fifty minutes? However, you’re right in saying the film could have been much better - especially Marvin’s ‘homepride-flour-grader-without-his-bowler’ design! I wonder how you would film ‘a smile settling on Arthur like a ton of bricks’? Ah, I know, they’d have to act!

As you say, the movie left the story (at least as told in the books*) behind. This would always have given me a feeling of ‘but that’s not right’ but this retelling gave me a feeling of ‘that’s not very good’! It was reminiscent of when Kate Bush re-recorded Wuthering Heights and ruined it with extra caterwauling.

*I admit to never having heard the radio series consecutively - and with gaps of several years between episodes. However I’ve read the books, especially the first two, from cover to cover many times over at an age where I had a functional memory: hence for me the books are canonical.

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What IP address does this tell you?

Posted by: Gavin Greig (ggreig)
Posted at: May 8th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)

Er, isn’t 4 half-hours only 10 minutes more than 1 hour fifty minutes?

That was my point. :-)

I'll mail you the IP address.

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